Unisex Staple T-Shirt: ‘I’m Not Paranoid, The Birds Are Watching’ Cat & Drone Graphic Tee

$24.99

This unisex staple t-shirt features a playful, pixel-art inspired design: a pink cat with a party hat and a drone-shaped bird, paired with the witty quote ‘I’m Not Paranoid, The Birds Are Watching.’ Made for everyday comfort, this classic fit tee blends humor with tech-savvy charm—perfect for fans of quirky pop culture, cats, and digital satire. Ideal as a fun gift or personal statement piece.

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Shipping and return policies:

  • Since we produce on-demand to ensure quality, please allow 2–5 business days​ for fulfillment. Most orders are delivered within 5–14 business days. Tracking information will be sent to your email once shipped.
  • We offer a 30-day guarantee​ on defective, damaged, or misprinted items. If you have an issue, contact us immediately for a replacement or refund. Please note: Due to the custom nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for buyer's remorse (e.g., incorrect size selection or change of mind).

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Traceability:
– Weaving—India, South Korea
– Dyeing—El Salvador, California
– Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Find your size:

Size guide  (Imperial)
 
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
Size guide (Metric)
 
Length
Width
Chest
XS
68.6
42
78.7-86.4
S
71.1
45.7
86.4-94
M
73.7
50.8
96.5-104.1
L
76.2
55.9
106.7-114.3
XL
78.7
61
116.8-124.5
2XL
81.3
66
127-134.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
137.2-144.8

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