Calories Don’t Count Hoodie – Unisex Eco-Friendly Graphic Pullover

$64.99

Funny, bold graphic hoodie for food lovers and humor fans. Features a playful ‘Calories Don’t Count If No One’s Watching’ design with a juicy double cheeseburger and milkshake print. Made from soft, eco-conscious fabric for everyday comfort. Perfect unisex fit for men, women, and teens who love sarcasm, junk food culture, and casual streetwear. Ideal for gifting, lounging, or making a lighthearted statement. Machine washable, durable stitching, and premium hooded pullover style.

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  • Since we produce on-demand to ensure quality, please allow 2–5 business days​ for fulfillment. Most orders are delivered within 5–14 business days. Tracking information will be sent to your email once shipped.
  • We offer a 30-day guarantee​ on defective, damaged, or misprinted items. If you have an issue, contact us immediately for a replacement or refund. Please note: Due to the custom nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for buyer's remorse (e.g., incorrect size selection or change of mind).

Thanks to its organic materials, the unisex essential eco hoodie is a great buy for eco-conscious fashion lovers. This comfortable regular fit hoodie has a double-layered hood, set-in sleeves, and a front pouch pocket.

  • 100% organic cotton
  • Fabric weight: 10.32 oz./yd² (350 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Self-fabric double-layered hood
  • Front pouch pocket
  • 1×1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
  • Single needle topstitch at neckline and along hood opening
  • Metal eyelets
  • Inside tape at the back of the neck
  • Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
  • The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Disclaimer: The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Traceability:
– Weaving — Bangladesh
– Dyeing — Bangladesh
– Manufacturing — Bangladesh
• Contains 100% organic cotton
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Find your size:

Size guide preview (Imperial)

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 20 ¼ 26 ¾ 25 ¼
M 21 ¼ 28 ¼ 25 ¾
L 22 ⅜ 29 ⅛ 26 ⅜
XL 23 ⅝ 29 ⅞ 27.0
2XL 24 ¾ 30 ¾ 27 ⅝

 

Size guide preview (Metric)

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
S 51.6 68 64
M 54.1 71.9 65.5
L 56.9 74 67
XL 60 76 68.6
2XL 63 78 70
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