Eco Oyster Tote Bag – Reusable Cotton Shopping Bag with Fun 'Calories Don't Count' Design
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Eco Oyster Tote Bag – Reusable Cotton Shopping Bag with Fun ‘Calories Don’t Count’ Design

$26.99

This eco-friendly cotton tote bag features a playful, eye-catching print: a double cheeseburger and milkshake with the witty slogan ‘Calories Don’t Count If No One Is Watching’. Made from durable, natural canvas, it’s perfect for groceries, books, or daily errands. Lightweight yet strong, it folds easily for storage and replaces single-use plastic bags. Ideal for food lovers, gym-goers, or anyone who appreciates humor + sustainability. Machine washable and built to last—carry your essentials with style and a smile.

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Shipping and return policies:

  • Since we produce on-demand to ensure quality, please allow 2–5 business days​ for fulfillment. Most orders are delivered within 5–14 business days. Tracking information will be sent to your email once shipped.
  • We offer a 30-day guarantee​ on defective, damaged, or misprinted items. If you have an issue, contact us immediately for a replacement or refund. Please note: Due to the custom nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for buyer's remorse (e.g., incorrect size selection or change of mind).

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
  • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
  • Open main compartment
  • Blank product sourced from India

Size information:

Size guide (Imperial)

Size Bag width Bag height Bag depth Strap length Strap width
One Size 16 14 ½ 5 24 ½ 1

Size guide (Metric)

Size Bag width Bag height Bag depth Strap length Strap width
One Size 40.6 36.8 12.7 61 2.5

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