Calories Don't Count Tote Bag – Large Organic Cotton Shopping Bag
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Calories Don’t Count Tote Bag – Large Organic Cotton Shopping Bag

$34.99

Fun, sarcastic foodie tote bag featuring a juicy double cheeseburger and milkshake with the bold slogan ‘Calories Don’t Count If No One Is Watching’. Made from durable, eco-friendly organic cotton, this large 18″ × 16″ reusable bag is perfect for groceries, beach trips, or everyday carry. Sturdy handles, spacious interior, and vibrant screen-printed design resist fading. A lighthearted gift for burger lovers, gym-goers with humor, or anyone who enjoys playful kitchen decor. Machine washable and sustainable—carry your snacks (and your attitude) in style.

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Shipping and return policies:

  • Since we produce on-demand to ensure quality, please allow 2–5 business days​ for fulfillment. Most orders are delivered within 5–14 business days. Tracking information will be sent to your email once shipped.
  • We offer a 30-day guarantee​ on defective, damaged, or misprinted items. If you have an issue, contact us immediately for a replacement or refund. Please note: Due to the custom nature of our products, we cannot accept returns for buyer's remorse (e.g., incorrect size selection or change of mind).

Get rid of all the plastic and pack your goodies in this spacious organic cotton tote bag. Fill it up with groceries, books, and travel essentials—there’s room for everything!

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
  • Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
  • Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
  • 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
  • Open main compartment, flat bottom
  • Blank product sourced from China or India

Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.

Size information:

Size guide  (Imperial)

Size Bag width Bag height Bag depth Strap length Strap width
One Size 20 14 5 25 1

Size guide (Metric)

Size Bag width Bag height Bag depth Strap length Strap width
One Size 50.8 35.6 12.7 63.5 2.5

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